Strategy for the new School Year

I just realized that to keep me from going insane, i could try to think of everything in school as an RPG.
Not that I`m very sane already.
See, grades would be like my HP. Homework are enemies, as are teachers. If i do the homework, It`s like an attack and if i get a good grade it doesn`t bring my "HP" down. But if the homework attacks me, and i don`t do it, it brings my health down. Exams are like the final boss, and everything i do throughout the year is leveling up. Instead of scool it would be like, "The Realm of Narnia" (or something.) I could even get EXP points! Okay, I just read this though and it suonds so weird I`m not sure if i should post it .......




Oh...what about getting money after every successful battle? Do i get that too?